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国外也有段子手:狂风吹不散的,是安菲尔德的红!

作者: admin 时间: 2019-05-14 07:23 点击: 106次

Redditor-Deluxe(曼联球迷):你在说啥呢,沙奇里和奥里吉明明上场了啊!(What are you talking about? Shaqiri and Origi played....)

ProudKingbooker(巴萨球迷):我再也不爱足球了…(I don't like football anymore.)

theRomanEmpire(切尔西球迷):大巴黎球迷可以歇一歇了,毕竟这赛季最大的笑柄已经不是自己了…(PSG fans can rest easy now knowing that they weren't the biggest bottlers this season.)

almightya22(未知主队球迷):这都什么鬼,利物浦有俩巨星球员不能出场,结果反而踢得更好了?(How did this happen, liverpool missed 2 star players yet they played even better than ever.)

itsdantheichiman(利物浦球迷):没有梅西,足球会失去很多乐趣;但没有奥里吉,足球就失去了一切!(Football without Messi is Boring, Football without Origi is NOTHING.)

flamboyant11(未知主队球迷):我奶奶去地里挖土豆走过的路,都比梅西今晚的跑动距离长!(My grandma coves more distance when shes gathering potatoes than Messi tonight.)

(图):巴萨与利物浦上次在欧冠相遇时的首发

twatvillareal(利物浦球迷):如果今晚菲尔米诺和萨拉赫都能出场,说不定比赛就是0-0了,因为奥里吉大帝没法表演了!(If only we had Firmino and Salah, it'd be 0-0 because that means King Origi wouldn't be on.)

crocodileinitaly(未知主队球迷):人们最喜欢做的事,就是对失败者的幸灾乐祸。而至于失败者是谁,并不重要。唯一在乎的就是嘲笑别人所带来的优越感罢了。(What we like most is to laugh at bottlers no matter who they are, the only thing that matters is the fulfillment brought by it.)

samalam1(未知主队球迷):碟中谍的剧情又开始上演了!(mission impossible theme starts playing.)

P0RTSMOUTHFC(朴茨茅斯球迷):最近我在看HBO纪录片《切尔诺贝利》,但感觉这场灾难还是远远比不上刚刚发生的一切…(I’m currently watching the HBO Chernobyl thing on Sky, despite that it’s still less of a meltdown than what I’ve just watched.)

xtomp1234567x(AC米兰球迷):这得多弱鸡的球队才能在欧冠领先3个球被逆转?(Only a scrub team loses a 3-0 lead in the CL.)

ThatMajesticGuy24(未知主队球迷):米兰球迷退出了群聊。(Milan fans have left the chat.)

Teachop2(未知主队球迷):奥里吉一定是二丫变脸假扮的!因为他们说“没人”能击败巴塞罗那!(Origi is Arya inside confirmed, because they said no one can beat Barcelona.)

ColonelSpeckleberry(狼队球迷):现在正在看权游呢,只希望这足球比赛的剧情不要像现在的权游一样狗血了…(Am watching Game of Thrones instead just hope the football has a less disappointing story arc.)

BrotherSeamus(未知主队球迷):万万没想到,最后杀死夜王的竟然是奥里吉…(Origi doing the equivalent of killing the NK certainly subverted my expectations.)

SomancLulzzz(曼城球迷):有些事情永远不会变,就像安菲尔德一直都是苏亚雷斯的伤心之地…(Suarez with a heartbreak at Anfield. Some things never change.)

Sokratese(未知主队球迷):我们要对欧冠冠军说什么?巴萨:不是今天!(What do we say to the Champions League trophy? Barcelona: NOT TODAY!)

get_choong(萨索洛球迷):看这场比赛绝对和看权游一样让人揪心,除非权游的角色你一个都不喜欢…(This is Game of Thrones-level anxiety except I don't like any of the characters.)

Abdi04(沙尔克04球迷):奥里吉和威纳尔杜姆的爱情故事,绝对比雷加王子和莱安娜美妙多了!(Origi and Wijnaldum: a better love story than Lyanna and Rhaegar.)

simfoe89(雷丁球迷):奥里吉血虐巴萨,我们这是生活在什么时代…(‪Origi bossing Barcelona‬. ‪What timeline are we in? ‬‬‬)

AdenintheGlaven(布莱顿球迷):红军老铁,我们布莱顿也不会让你们失望的!(We won’t let you down Liverpool o7.)

Kackhans(狼队球迷):说真的,这剧情比权力的游戏强太多了!(Tbh this was way more well written than GoT.)

Solar24_ 14(堪萨斯球迷):我预测的这争冠之战的最佳结局,就是曼城最后一轮输给布莱顿,而利物浦又输给了狼队…(My prediction is City loses next week to Brighton and Liverpool loses to Wolves. The only right way to finish this.)

MelquanTheDon17(皇马球迷):我是真不敢相信这一切啊,哈哈哈哈哈!(I don’t fucking believe it hahahahahaha.)

browser2345(未知主队球迷):当年曼城把伊希纳乔卖给莱斯特城绝对是下的一步大棋…(9-D chess by city selling iheanacho to Leicester.)

Envague(曼联球迷):最终苏亚雷斯还是兑现了自己的承诺,没有在安菲尔德球场庆祝进球!(In the end Luis Suarez followed through on his promise not to celebrate in front of the fans at Anfield.)

3amHoe(切尔西球迷):我怀疑现在权游的靠谱编剧全都跳槽去写欧冠了!(Guess the good writing from GoT has all gone to the CL.)

Saf94(曼联球迷):这能赖登贝莱吗?都丢了4个球了,而且全场被压制,巴萨本应该连一丁点翻盘的希望都不给利物浦看到的,这还是登贝莱的锅吗?(How can you blame Dembele when this team has conceded 4 and gotten completely overrun. Should never have allowed it to even get close to this. This is not Dembeles fault.)

coffeeandstets(利物浦球迷):卖库鸟的钱(用来引援)让我们提升了好多,真应该给他发一张好人卡!(We improved a lot with the money we got. We should send Coutinho a thank you card.)

Jayveesac(阿森纳球迷):心塞罗那。(BARCRYLONA.)

solve_PvsNP(曼联球迷):梅西就是灭霸没跑了!(Messi is Thanos confirmed.)

Seltinc(未知主队球迷):伊斯坦菲尔德!(Istanfield.)

Toto_radio(未知主队球迷):如果巴黎和巴萨组成一支联队,那他们能被逆转多大的领先优势呢?(How big of a lead could lose a combined team of PSG and Barça?)

好了,亲爱的小伙伴们,本期的“国外也有段子手”就为大家播报到这啦,让我们拭目以待,来看下期歪果仁们更加精彩的犀利吐槽吧!

安菲尔德奇迹!利物浦4-0巴塞罗那孔帕尼世界波,曼城1-0莱斯特城

rohanartoo(利物浦球迷):萨拉赫绝对就是奇异博士!他在14,000,065 种可能的结局中发现了唯一能晋级的一种,于是他在踢纽卡的时候选择受伤,就是为了让奥里吉上场!(Salah is Dr. Strange confirmed. Saw 1 out of 14,000,065 scenarios that would give us the win and took a hit in Newcastle game so Origi could play.)

Abdi04(沙尔克04球迷):阿诺德的角球就像出没在神木林中的异鬼一样,所有人还没明白怎么回事就已经领盒饭了…(Just like the white walkers in godswood and TAA's corner. Nobody paid attention and bottled it.)

swizzy1337(萨尔斯堡红牛球迷):都TM赖登贝莱!(that dembele miss fucked them over lol.)

(注:此处指1986年前苏联切尔诺贝利核电站爆炸事件)

小伙伴们大家好,欢迎来到本期的“国外也有段子手”!相信大家都被凌晨的欧冠半决赛所震撼,利物浦在主场上演惊天大逆转,奥里吉和威纳尔杜姆双双梅开,客场作战的巴萨以4球完败。另外,昨天进行的英超焦点战中,曼城则战胜莱斯特城继续领先红军1分。好了,话不多说,让我们快来看看歪果仁们的精彩吐槽吧!

Elketro(皇马球迷):有啥不敢信的,这可是巴萨啊!(LADS IT'S BARCA.)

Miniatom(曼联球迷):巴萨竟然搞砸了3条龙的领先优势!(Barcelona blowing a three dragon lead.)

Jayveesac(阿森纳球迷):今年对巴萨来说已经是一种进步了!明年他们可能就在欧冠决赛里领先3球被翻盘了 。(It's a progress year for Barcelona. Next year maybe, they will blow a 3-goal lead in the Final.)

IntrepidMeeseeks(切尔西球迷):在安菲尔德又失去了一项冠军,不知道苏亚雷斯和库蒂尼奥现在有何感想…(Can't believe what Suarez and Coutinho would feel if they lost another trophy at Anfield.)

AngryPenguin501(英格兰球迷):这是孔帕尼有史以来第一次禁区外射门得分,利物浦一定是被诅咒了…(Kompany’s first ever goal from outside the box. Liverpool are truly cursed.)


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